it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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