grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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