Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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