My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
