Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
