halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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