doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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