i barfeds in our rink
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
