...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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