Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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