In the future we'll all be gay
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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