I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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