You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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