I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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