But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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