He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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