Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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