I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize