**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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