wanna go halves on a baby?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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nutella sex= disaster
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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