"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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