I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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