My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
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Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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