i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just want nice things and good sex
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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