real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
