8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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