That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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