I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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