i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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