4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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