okay pat passed out under dana's car
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
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