Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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