i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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