Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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