I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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