yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
it's like iHOP with fire
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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