I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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