Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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