Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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