Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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