I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
