She is in my trunk
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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