He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We are two peas in an std pod
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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