Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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