it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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