I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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