And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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