I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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