Just fell off a train. Bad.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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