Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
party gras won. party gras always wins.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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