put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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