He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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