oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Less talking, more tequila
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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