i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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