dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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