I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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