He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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