why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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