hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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