What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Holy sore nipples Batman
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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