Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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