Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
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